Saturday, September 13, 2008

i love it when the guy i like is in love with my best friend.

i just do.

alexis at 5:07 AM

Thursday, August 28, 2008

pretty girls.


mummy: girl, do u have a boyfriend yet?

me: err, no?

mummy: why? i see many of your friends have boyfriends, why don't u get one?

me: u say get then can get wan ah?

mummy: so boys in uni like u?

me: no..

mummy: why? u playing hard to get is it?

me: mummy, guys only like pretty girls.. that's why i'm still single. besides.. i told u before, i like girls.

mummy: *silence*

me: HAHAHAhahahAHAHahahaHAHaHAHahAHahahHAHaHAHAHahahhha


i feel like im fucked up.
vulgar much.

peace out
-ying-

alexis at 1:42 AM

Monday, October 22, 2007

so i've been tagged again.. i shall now consider to only update when i'm tagged. if i do that, i think i'll get cursed. so this time i got tagged by my lovely loupo JOANNE'S . see that colourful name of hers?? yes, i admit. i copy. bite me la. ngee :)

TAGGED!!

part 1: state the rules. bold the statements that are true to you. italise the statements that you wish are true. leave the fibs alone. then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

part 2: the tag.

i miss somebody right now.

i dont watch tv these days.

i wear glasses or contact lenses.

i love to play video games.

i've tried marijuana.

i have been in a threesome.

i have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

i believe honesty is usually the best policy.

i curse.

i have changed mentally over the last year.

i carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

i'm totally smart.

i've broken someone's bones.

i'm paranoid sometimes.

i would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

i need money right now.

i love sushi.

i talk really, really fast.

i have long hair.

i have lost money in las vegas.

i have at least one sibling.

i have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

i couldn't survive without caller i.d.

i like the way i look.

i am usually pessimistic.

i have a lot of mood swings.

i have a hidden talent. (i can write and talk and laugh at the same time..super or what?)

i'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.

i have a lot of friends.

i am currently single.

i have pecked someone of the same sex.

i enjoy talking on the phone.

i practically live in sweatpants or pj pants.

i love to shop.

i enjoy window shopping.

i would rather shop than eat.

i'm a pretty good dancer.

i'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

i have a cell phone.

i believe in god.

i watch mtv on a daily basis.

i have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

i've rejected someone before.

i want to have children in the future.

i have changed a diaper before.

i've called the cops on a friend before.

i'm not allergic to anything.

i have a lot to learn.

i have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.

i am shy around the opposite sex.

i have tried alcohol before.

i have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

i own the "south park" movie.

i would die for my best friends.

i think that pizza hut has the best pizza.

i have used my sexuality to advance my career.

i love michael jackson, scandals and all.

halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

i watch spongebob squarepants and i like it.

i am happy at this moment!

i'm obsessed with guys.

i study for tests most of the time.

i tie my shoelaces differently from anyone i've ever met.

i am comfortable with who i am right now.

i have more than just my ears pierced.

i walk barefoot wherever i can.

i have jumped off a bridge.

i love sea turtles.

i spend ridiculous money on makeup.

i plan on achieving a major goal/dream.

i'm proficient in a musical instrument.

i worked at mcdonald's restaurant.

i hate office jobs.

i love sci-fi movies.

i think water rules.

i went college out of state.

i like sausages.

i love kisses.

i fall for the worst people.

i adore bright colours.

i can't live without black eyeliner.

i don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.

i usually like covers better than originals.

i can pick up things with my toes.

i can't whistle.

i can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.

i have ridden/owned a horse.

i still have every journal i've written in.

i can't stick to a diet.

i talk in my sleep.

i try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.

i have jazz in my blood.

i wear a toe ring.

i can't stand at least one person that i work with.

i am a caffeine junkie.

i cosplay or know what cosplaying is.

i have been to over 15 conventions.

i will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.

i'm an artist.

i only clean my room when necessary.

i like a person of the same sex.

i love being happy.

i am an adrenaline junkie.



part 3 : tag people to do the same.

nah........im almost sure that everyone has done it already. :)

peace out
-ying-

alexis at 3:30 AM

Sunday, October 14, 2007

TAGGED!!! :) by my one and only JOO JOO.


so here it goes.

seven things to be done before my death.
1. bungee jump.
2. get a chocolate bath. ngee
3. write a book. a good one.
4. drink tea on a mountain with doremifaso.
5. travel around the world.
6. taste every single possible flavor of ice creams.
7. get a good feng shui cemetery spot. :)

seven things i will not do even if it kills me.
1. give up candies. oh, and chocolates. ah, and ice creams. and all the sweet sweet benda.
( i think all these fall under one right?? )
2. leave my family.
3. smoke.
4. get naked on national tv.
5. have a cockroach as a pet. heh.
6. eat chicken rice.
7. abortion.

seven things i do when im away from public.
1. cry hard.
2. poses in front of the mirror.
3. scratch my butt.
4. eat like a sakai.
5. talk to myself in different 'languages'. my own version of spanish, japanese, korean, french, etc etc.
6. dance to every song and beat i listen to. i dance like a crazy woman. trust me you.
7. cry even harder.

seven fave sentences/quotes/expressions.
1. i need to PEE!!!!!
2. homaigod!!! seriously??
3. "the prize remains unknown for a surprise." - Anonymous
4. so bite me.
5. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :)
6. i am so _____, i might just die.
7. "take me. wherever. i'll go." - i forgot.

seven songs.
1. Tisbury lane - Mae
2. Do it - Nelly Furtado
3. So much love - The Rocket Summer
4. Facedown - The Red Jumpsuit Aparatus
5. Beautiful world - Utada Hikaru
6. Chasing cars - Imogen Heap
7. Colors - Amos Lee

seven things i bet u didnt know about me.
1. i drink ribena EVERYday. cause they are good. really.
2. whenever there's holidays, i'll hibernate for a good 17 /18 hours.
3. when i dont have the mood, i dont eat. at all.
4. i cry myself to bed almost every night over the same thing.
5. i like to appear offline. i do that all the time. :)
6. i am horny. eeeeeeeeeeeee.
7. i still love...

seven things i have utter discontentment for.
1. people smoking in air-conditioned places.
2. parents smoking in front of their youngs.
3. cockroaches. yes i know you know.
4. fakes.
5. kiss ass-er.
6. people waking me up when im sleeping.
7. to have people calling me baby.

seven minor things i love.
1. a friendly smile from anyone and everyone even when they dont know me.
2. walking pass a candy store.
3. the smell of my pillow.
4. rainbow after the rain.
5. a sweet scent.
6. to have ice creams in my freezer.
7. when a baby giggles.
joo say seven or more. niahahaha.
8. to have the whole family in the living room watching tv.
9. when people remembers my name.
10. to stop and look at a good piece or art.
11. my birthdate.
12. my SIM messages.
13. stars.
14. "i'm coming.."
15. to wrap presents.
16. wishing people good morning even if it is during the afternoon or evening or night and having them wishing me back. or just that blur look on their face. it makes me happy too. :)
17. to be in the same building with him even if i dont see him.
18. to laugh at every single thing and make people around me to laugh along.
19. to wake up on a rainy day.
20. the sunset.
21. the smell of fresh baked bread.
i can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and onnnnnnn. :)

and now i tag.................................u.
i guess i dont get to tag since i dont update as frequent as you people out there.
so if u happen to stumble upon this page and you have not done this tag yet.....
then i tag YOU. yes YOU! do it.

peace out
-ying-







alexis at 10:45 AM

Thursday, August 30, 2007

I.

i don't like.

i dont like cockroaches. in whatever freaking form they are. dead or alive i despise them. big or small i hate them. male or female i dont like them. whether they mean literally or metaphorically i just dont. big, small, flat, tall, thin, brown, fair, dark, can fly, cannot fly i tak suka. i dont think they suka me also.. so it's a two way relationship. :) the oxford dictionary defines cockroaches as any of various flat brown insects. siew ying defines cockroach as a very ugly looking thing that creeps the living daylight out of me.

i dont like.

i also dont like "you" to break promises. it's ok if they promised to "belanja" me and they dont. it's ok if promised to go out with me but they dont because they just cant. it's also ok if they promised not to fart in front me and they did. BUT it's NOT ok if "you" promised "you" will look after me forever and "you" dont. it's not ok if "you" promised to treat me ice cream and "you" dont. it's not ok if "you" promised to buy me sweets and "you" dont. it's not ok if "you" promised to love me and "you" dont. it's not ok if "you" promised to be by my side when i need "you" and "you" ARE by her side. and it's not ok if "you" promised that she's your friend and now she's not.

i dont like.

BUT

i like.

i like "you" so much to the extend that i think i love "you". i love "you" so much to the extend that i think i reached the point of hatred. i hate "you" so much to the extend that i think it turned very painful. it's too much for my heart to take so i give up. but "you" wont go away. i'm letting "you" go but "you" wont go. "you" just dont seem to get out of my head. stubborn ass. it's been 2 years now. are "you" not done occupying my head and my heart?? will "you" go off already? please?

i like.

i like ice creams.

*i know it's cliche and i know many wrote about things like that but hey! i dont usually do this. how often do you get to read about my "love" life. right? so bare with it. let me post some cliche posts. any inconvenience caused is much regretted* :)

so, there is a conclusion to this very weird looking post that doesnt make shit sense to anyone.

summary.

i hate cockroach breaking promises and that i love you so much till i hate you and want you to go away when you already are away. it's been two years and i'm not over it.
there... easier to understand?? :)

screw cockroaches. screw love.

"omg! siew ying you are so emooooo.."
dont say that please. i'm wayyyyyy beyond emo. i'm emo-less. =.=


post that doesnt make much sense to anyone
-ying-



alexis at 8:02 AM

Saturday, July 14, 2007

HAH! ANOTHER UPDATE. :)


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSEPH and LESTER!!!

so let me share with you some interesting news. CAUTION: it might be a little gross.

i STINK.

i ate petai, you know, those green little harmless looking fella but actually stink the hell out of you kinda vege. yes i ate that for dinner. therefore,





my pee stinks! woohoo.


ahem, then today daddy bought durian and trust me you, i like smelly food. i ate durian. therefore,




my breath stinks! weeeeeeee.


the conclusion is, i double stink.


ha ha ha. i'm posting nonsense. so bite me? :)


p/s: and ji yung. I UPDATED AGAIN. *smirks*



peace out
-ying-

alexis at 12:54 PM

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

MY HAIR PART TWO.


check out my frequent update. aren't i cool??? BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

okay, sorry about the cookooness.

so, this is a sequel from the last post. actually not exactly a sequel, just a little more touch up.

i say the i-am-still-cursing-her-every-time-i-look-into-the-mirror hair cutting woman cut off almost all of my hair. i didn't say it's short, hahaha. at least not very short. just thin. heeee. but please, hey! do still be excited to look out for my new hair cut. :) but have see me in real person to do so cos.........................


i AM SO NOT going to take a picture of myself and post it up here. hohohohohoho. yes call me evil cause that's just what i am. lalalalala.

oh yes, i watched TRANSFORMER. it's SUPERBLY WONDERFUL. yes it is. so if u haven't watch it yet. please go do so.

okay, that's all. tata. so long. farewell.

live well and stay healthy. hahaha. :)

peace out
-ying-

alexis at 9:04 AM